hehe...one of my favorite jokes =)
Camoflauge Clothing
There once was
pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent
would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few
months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the
crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all
of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."
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